Joke of the Week
Application to Date My Daughter: Fathers everywhere can relate to this one!

Application to Date my Daughter :

Name:
Address:
Age:
Religion:
Church:
# of times attended in last year:

Family Information :

Father's name:                #Marriages:
Address:                          Aliases?
Mother's name:               #Marriages:
Address:                          Aliases?

1.   Do you own or drive a van? Y/N (If "yes" discontinue filling out these form)

2.   In 50 words or less, explain what the word "NO!" means to you?

3.   In 50 words or less, explain what the word "late" means to you?

4.   Where would you prefer to be shot?

5.   Which is the last bone you want broken?

6.   What do you want to be, IF you grow up?

7.   Please complete this sentence: "A woman's place is........."

8.   What is my daughter's name?

9.   Who, besides God, should you fear most?

10.   Do you have medical coverage?  Y/N

11.   Does your underwear have pictures or words on the outside?  Y/N

12.   Do you plan to take a shower and shave and use deoderant and comb your hair and brush your teeth and put on a clean shirt before you pick up my daughter?  Y/N

13.   Do you plan to be buried or cremated? 

List of References :(Last 3 girls dated)

Name of father     Name of Daughter   Reason Relationship Ended       Phone

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Special Notice:  If accepted, there will be a $50 deposit when you pick up my daughter. If you are one minute late, the deposit is forfeited. If you are more than one minute late - see #13 above.