Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Fred McKinney for sending in today's report. From Mountain Home, Arkansas comes the story of bozo Phillip Randall who wasn't happy with the service at the Ramada Inn. After checking in at 1 AM, he abruptly decided to check back out and the clerk at the front desk refused to give him a refund. So, our bozo called the police to complain, which might have been the logical thing to do except for a couple of things. When the police arrived to talk to him, they discovered he had an outstanding warrant for a charge of delivering marijuana. And in his car, they found more than five ounces of weed. He's now getting free room and board at the county jail.